An Irishman?!
Question:
An Irishman?
An Irishman was fishing when suddenly he heard a voice from overhead. 'There are no fish under the ice!' the voice boomed.
The Irishman dropped his rod in a panic and said in a trembling voice, 'Is that you, God?'
'No,' thundered the voice. 'I'm the manager of the ice rink!'
Answers: lol!!! you deserve a star! Cute. Put a wee smile on me face. *A star for u !!!! for bringing a smile to my lips !!!!
Hv a gr8 day and continue making people smile !!!! It made me giggle. haha yeah nice...
A pianist was hired to play background music for a movie. When it was completed he asked when and where he could see the picture. The producer sheepishly confessed that it was actually a porno film and it was due out in a month.
A month later, the musician went to a porno theatre to see it. With his collar up and dark glasses on, he took a seat in the back row, next to a couple who also seemed to be in disguise.
The movie was even raunchier than he had feared, featuring group sex, S/M and even a dog.
After a while, the embarrassed pianist turned to the couple and said, "I'm only here to listen to the music."
"Yeah?" replied the man. "We're only here to see our dog." Ha! yae bonny lass, u sure put a lovely smile on this wee highland lass!!! Very good Good one. Ha Ha Ha ha ha very funny! I bet, he's now VERY religious! *gg* lol! cool Nice one. But couldn't we change Irishman to village idiot, or man with a sandwich short of a picnic ? Ha ha that was a good one LOL
Love those irishman jokes.