What are your best jokes?!
Question:
What are your best jokes?
Answers: An American, a Russian, and an Italian walked into a bar and the bartender said, "What is this? Some kind of joke?!"
A man from the telephone company was installing a phone in a church while three theologians were discussing the best position in which to pray. The installer was trying to ignore them, but after he could not take any more he stood up and declared, "Gentlemen, the best praying I've ever done was hanging upside-down from a telephone pole!"
At closing time, the bartender asked a patron if he could escort the passed-out drunk in the corner home. The man agreed and went over to the lush and unsuccessfully tried to wake him up. The man lifted the drunk to his feet, but he promptly fell down again. So he then dragged the bum to his car and stood him by the passenger door. Again he could not stay up. After much trouble he got the dypsomaniac into the car and drove him home. After arriving, he found out that getting the lush to his front door was no easier task. Finally,after he got him to the door and rang the doorbell, the drunk man's wife answered the door. Sweaty, tired, and irritated, the man asked her "Lady, does this sorry sack of compost belong to you?!"
"Yes," she replied, "but where is his wheelchair?" What do you call a fly without wings? A walk.