OLD people have problems that you haven't even considered yet!?!
Question:
OLD people have problems that you haven't even considered yet!?
An 85-year-old man was requested by his doctor for a sperm count as part of
his physical exam.
The doctor gave the man a jar and said, 'Take this jar home and bring back a
semen sample tomorrow.'
The next day the 85-year-old man reappeared at the doctor's office and gave
him the jar, which was as clean and empty as on the previous day.
The doctor asked what happened and the man explained, 'Well, doc, it's like this - first I tried with my right hand, but nothing. Then I tried with my left hand, but still nothing. Then I asked my wife for help. She tried with her right hand, then with her left, still nothing. She tried with her mouth, first with the teeth in, then with her teeth out, still nothing.
We even called up Arleen, the lady next door and she tried too, first with both hands, then an armpit, and she even tried squeezin' it between her knees, but still nothing. The doctor was shocked! 'You asked your neighbor?'
The old man replied, 'Yep, none of us could get the jar open.' Additional Details
15 hours ago
H Emad. unlike you I don't spend all day in here reading all the jokes. I can't tell you how sorry I am about the joke. So I won't.
Answers: 15 hours ago
H Emad. unlike you I don't spend all day in here reading all the jokes. I can't tell you how sorry I am about the joke. So I won't. sorry to the first guy who answered your question but i havent read this yet its really cute hun keep them coming and to the guy i was talking about if you have already read it what is the point on commenting on it ... This is really annoying , I read this joke about 20-30 times since I entered 4 days ago .... at the first time its really hillarious , then I started checking the ends to make sure its not the same joke ...
please check other peoples jokes be4 posting urs ... ! -.-' thx that was crazy I saw that coming and it was still funny You definitely put a smile on my face. Thanks! I like that!!! lol i think i heard this one b4 but is was still just as funny I havn't heard this joke before, LOL, didn't see that ending coming! Now that I have a horrible image in my thoughts I gotta read on to get rid of it!
LOL star for you. yeah keep'em cumming