Driving Humour - true or not?!
Question:
Driving Humour - true or not?
No matter where you park your car, the sun will be shining on the driver's seat when you return.
? There is always room to merge behind a diesel bus.
? Your car horn will get stuck when you drive behind a group of Hell's Angels.
? If all the cars are coming your way, you're on a one-way street (driving the wrong way).
? If you try to change lanes to get off the ramp, the car in the lane to your right will speed up.
? Trucks that overturn on the highway are always filled with something sticky.
? When you move to the next lane because it's going faster, it becomes the slowest lane.
? The guy with a bumper sticker that says "If you can read this, you're too close" always tailgates.
? The first bug to land on your windshield will spatter right in front of your eyes.
? When you leave the proper distance between you and the car ahead, someone will try to move into it.
? Your car will not malfunction in the presence of a mechanic.
Answers: lol yeh how true is some of those.i hate driving some days......have a star omg thats soooooooooooo true,im a woman driver and its like living in the truman show sometimes,like everyone is only waiting for me to get on the road,,,lol great question,heres a star.....xxx Hell Yeah! Absolutely, Every single point u have mentioned above happens wit me everytime but then i <3 Driving & Rash driving is my passion, so it doesnt matter. Gr8 Question btw ;) I agree with those. lol Glad I don't drive after seeing those. hehehe True...
Joke up some more... your good in this Most of them happens to me!
Also in the supermarket, Wow they are pretty good # 1 Sometimes true #2 not true no point their bikes are normally to loud for them to hear your horn #3 could be or they are driving the wrong way #4 always # 5 sticky or dangerous #6 So true #7 would not know if I can read their bumper sticker I am behind them #8 Always #9 yeah that would be me moving in #10 of course their is never anything wrong when there is a mechanic in the presence Very funny. All of these have happened to me except the Hells Angels one. Too funny! So true so so true..
you forgot: When you wash and wax your car it rains. LOL LOL true true true!!! have a star!