A man walks into a bar and sees his mate?!

A man walks into a bar and sees his mate?

with his head in his hands and looking despaired.
He asked what the matter was.
"Well" says his mate "You know that gorgeous women from over the way?"
"Yeah"
"Well, I asked her out on date and she said "yes" the only problem is that every time I see her, I get an erection"
"Well that's not so bad, what did you do?"
"I decided to duct-tape my knob to my leg."
"So, how did the date go?"
"Didn't happen, when I called for her she answered the door wearing a really sexy black dress, breasts almost popping out and lovely long legs."
"What happened?"
"I kicked her in the face."

lol loved it! have a star!