Two Irishmen meet a Suisse tourist.?!
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Two Irishmen meet a Suisse tourist.?
A Swiss man, on holiday in Dublin, needed directions.He was standing outside Davy Byrne's pub when he saw two youths walking by so he stops them and asks,'Entschuldigung,Koennen Sie Deutsch sprechen?"
The two lads look at each other blankly and stare back at him.
'Excusez-moi,parlez vous francais?'he tries.
The two continue to stare.
'Parlare italiano?'Still absolutely no responce from the two lads.
'Hablan ustedes Espanol?'The Dublin lads remain totally silent.
The swiss guy walks off extremely disappointed and downhearted that he had not been understood.One of the boys turn to the second and says,'Y'know, maybe we should learn a foreign language!
'Why?' says the youth, 'That guy knew four languages, and it did'nt do him any good!'
4 weeks ago
IM CORNISH-AMERICAN,
4 weeks ago
MY G,G,GRAN WAS IRISH, TERESA--ROSEMARY HARRIS.
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