Cop versus kid.....?!
Question:
Cop versus kid.....?
On christmas morning a cop on horseback was sitting at a traffic light, next to him was a kid on a shiny new bike.
Cop says to the kid, "Nice bike u got there..did Santa bring that to u?"
The kid says "Yeah"
The cop said, "Well next year tell santa to put a tailgate on that bike"..the cop then issues the kid with a $20 traffic safety violation ticket.
The kid took the ticket, but before he rode off said, "By the way, that's a nice horse u got there, did santa bring that to u?"
Humoring the kid, the cop said "Yeah, he sure did"
The kid said, "Well, next year tell Santa to put the dick underneath the horse, instead of on top"
Answers:
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How did it happen?" the doctor asked the middle-aged farmhand as he set the man's broken leg.
"Well, doc, 25 years ago ..."
"Never mind the past. Tell me how you broke your leg this morning."
"Like I was saying...25 years ago, when I first started working on the farm, that night, right after I'd gone to bed, the farmer's beautiful daughter came into my room. She asked me if there was anything I wanted. I said, "No, everything is fine."
"Are you sure?" she asked.
"I'm sure," I said.
"Isn't there anything I can do for you?" she wanted to know.
"I reckon not," I replied.
"Excuse me," said the doctor, "What does this story have to do with your leg?"
"Well, this morning," the farmhand explained, "when it dawned on me what she meant, I fell off the roof!"