What's the best joke you've heard recently?!

What's the best joke you've heard recently?

At 2:55 in the morning, I've finally gotten tired of watching old episodes of Family Guy. Give me something to laugh about at this uneventful hour of the night. No jokes with punchlines like 'to get to the other side' or 'Michael Jackson'. (Although Michael Jackson is a good punchline to any joke...)

4 weeks ago
Bassman - Your reply nither answers my question nor enterntains me. Lame is a word that comes to mind.

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Bassman
Bassman who?
DumBassman has nothing funny to say.

An angel flies into a park and notices two statues that have been there for ages. In a moment of pity, she says she will turn them into living human beings, but only for half an hour. She waves her hand, and the statues are magically transformed into a man and a woman.

Immediately, both statues race off into the bushes. Sounds and groans start to issue from them, and the leaves of the bushes start to violently shake. After half of the time has passed, the angel, somewhat embarrassed, reminds them they only have 15 minutes left.

In reply, the female statue says to the male: "Okay, my turn. You hold the pigeon and I'll sh*t on it."