Traffic was at a stand still..........(star if you laugh!)?!
Question:
Traffic was at a stand still..........(star if you laugh!)?
Nothing is moving north or south.
Suddenly a man knocks on his window.
The driver rolls down his window and asks, "What
happened?" "What's the hold up?"
Terrorists have kidnapped Hillary Clinton, Ted Kennedy, Jesse Jackson, and Al Sharpton.
They are asking for a $10 million ransom. Otherwise,
they are going to douse them with gasoline and set
them on fire. "
"We are going from car to car, taking
up a collection."
The driver asks, "on average how much is everyone giving, ?"
"About a gallon."
Answers:
Laughing Out Loud For Real . Thank you , I am sick today and needed a laugh !!
Oh , and here's your 'star' .. . . . *STAR* . . LMAO J/K (see above).
HEY POLARIS - Ya gotta Love a girl who can make Pepsi come out of your nose !!!... . . . .Hey CLK - Can you do the same with milk ?