Joke: two women are in heaven:?!
Question:
Joke: two women are in heaven:?
two women are in heaven
one says: "hi im wanda"
"hi" the second woman says "im donna how did you die?"
"i froze to death wanda replies but it wasnt too bad. after i stoped shaking i got sleepy and died peacefully."
" i had a heart attack" donna says " i thought my man was cheating so i came home early to catch him but found him watching tv alone only i was sure someone was hiding i ran all over the house looking for her. i checked the attic and basement then every cuboard and under all the beds finally i was so exhausted i had a heart attack and died"
"too bad you didnt look in the freezer wanda sighs then we would both still be alive!"
Answers:
that is a good one!!! I like that.... you know what... best one I've heard on here... you get a star :)