Guy walks into a bar?!
Question:
Guy walks into a bar?
Place is empty except for one customer and the bartender. Guy orders a beer and slams it, leaves empty glass at one end of the bar. Guy says to the customer "I'll bet you a hundred bucks I can piss all over this bar, and the bartender will smile and clean it up.
Customer takes the bet. Guy jumps on opposite end of the bar and starts pissing. Bartender smiles and cleans it up. Customer says "How did you get away with that?" Guy says "I bet the bartender $50 that I would hit my glass.
Answers:
u gave away the punchline first... the joke was the other way round.. he bets the bartender that he'll pee into the glass from the other end of the bar and obviuosly loses. laughing at his own good luck, the bartender asks him why he got into such losing bet, he discloses that he had bet some other guy that he will pee all over the bar, and the bartender will not only get angry, but laugh!