Mexican (safest driver ever)?!
Question:
Mexican (safest driver ever)?
A mexican guy was driving when a policeman pulled him over. He rolled down his window and said to the officer.
"Is there a problem officer?"
"No problem at all , I jusy observed your safe driving and am pleased to award you $1,000 Safe Driver Award. Congratulations. What do you think you're going to do with that money?"
He thought for a minute and said, " Well, I guess I'll go get that driver's licence,"
The lady sitting in the passenger seat said to the policeman, " Oh don't pay attention to him. He's smart a-s-s when he's drunk."
The guy from the back seat said," I told you guys, we wouldn't get far in a stolen car!"
At that moment, there was a knock from the trunk and a muffled voice said,"Are we over the border yet?"
Answers:
that was a good joke. i think beaners r very stupid.