Smart dog? I don't think so!...Star if you like it!!!?!
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Smart dog? I don't think so!...Star if you like it!!!?
As a butcher is shooing a dog from his shop, he sees a $10 dollar and a note in his mouth, reading;" 10 lamb chops please."
Amazed, he takes the money, puts a bag of chops in the dog's mouth, and quickly closes the shop. He follows the dog and watches him wait for a green light, look both ways and trot across the road to a bus stop. The dog checks the timetable and sits on the bench. When a bus arrives, he walks around to the front and looks at the number, then boards the bus/ The butcher follows , dumbstruck.
As the bus travels out into the suburbs, the dog takes on the scenery. After a while , he stands on his back paws to push the "stop" button, then the butcher follows him off.
The dog runs up to a house and drop his bag on the stoop. He goes back down the path. Takes a big run and throws himself -Whap- againts the door, He does this again and again. No answer. So , he jumps on a wall, walks around the garden, beats his head against a window, jumps off ,
4 weeks ago
and waits at the front door. A big guy opens it and yells at the dog.
The butcher runs up and screams at the guy, " What in the world are you doing? This dog's a genius!"
The owner responds, "Genius? I don't think so, its the second time this week he's forgotten his key!?
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the end is too hard to get to but the joke is relevant funny and needs to be shortened so we can get to the point faster