Vaseline has its uses........?!


Question:

Vaseline has its uses........?

Jim wanted to buy a motorbike. He doesn't have much luck until, one day;
he comes across a Harley with a 'For Sale ' sign on it.
The bike seems even better than a new one, although it
is 10 years old.

It is shiny and in absolute mint condition. He
immediately buys it, and
asks the seller how he kept it in such great condition
for 10 years.

"Well, it's quite simple, really," says the seller,
"whenever the
bike is outside and it's going to rain, rub Vaseline on
the chrome. It
protects it from the rain." And he
hands Jim a jar of
Vaseline.

That night, his girlfriend, Sandra, invites him over to
meet her parents.
Naturally, they take the bike there.

But just before they enter the house, Sandra stops him and says, "I have
to tell you something about my family before we go in."
"When we eat dinner, we don't talk. In fact, the first
person who says
anything during dinner has to do the dishes."
"No problem," he says. And in they go.

Jim is shocked. Right smack in the middle of the living
room is a huge
stack of dirty dishes.
In the kitchen is
another huge stack of dishes. Piled
up on the stairs,
in the corridor, everywhere he looks, dirty dishes.
They sit down to dinner and, sure enough, no one says a
word. As dinner
progresses, Joe decides to take advantage of the
situation.

So he leans over and kisses Sandra. No one says a word.
So he reaches over
and fondles her breasts.
Still, nobody says a word. So he stands up, grabs her,
rips her clothes
off, throws her on the table, and screws her right
there, in front of her
parents.
His girlfriend is a little flustered, her dad is
obviously livid,
and her
mum horrified when he sits back down, but no one says a
word.

He looks at her mum. "She's got a great body," he
thinks. So he grabs
the mum, bends her over the dinner table, and has his
way with her every
which way right there on the dinner table. Now his
girlfriend is furious
and her dad is boiling, but still, total silence.

All of a sudden there is a loud clap of thunder, and it
starts to rain.
Jim remembers his bike, so he pulls the jar of Vaseline
from his pocket.

Suddenly the father backs away from the table and shouts,
"All right,
that's enough, I'll do the f*cking dishes!"


Answers:

LMFAO.
wow.


good one.


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