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Tell me is this funny?

A little kid asks his dad 'will you take a shower with me?' and he says 'alright, as long as you dont look down'
the disobedient child looks down and asks what that is. The dad replies 'that is my snake.'
the next day, the little kind asks his mom 'will you take a shower with me?' and she says 'ok, as long as you dont look up or down.' and the little kid looks up and asks what that is and she says those are my headlights. Then he looks down and asks what that is and she says that is my garden.
That night the kid has a nightmare and runs into his parents room. When he turns up the light he screams 'MOMMY MOMMY! TURN ON YOUR HEADLIGHTS, THERE'S A SNAKE IN YOUR GARDEN!'

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Answers:

Sounds almost like a derivative of this one:

Little Johnny is taking a shower with his mother and says, "Mom, what are those things on your chest!?" Unsure of how to reply, she tells Johnny to ask his dad at breakfast tomorrow, quite certain the matter would be forgotten.

Johnny didn't forget. The following morning he asked his father the same question. His father, always quick with the answers, says, "Why Johnny, those are balloons. When your mommy dies, we can blow them up and she'll float to heaven." Johnny thinks that's neat and asks no more questions.

A few weeks later, Johnnys' dad comes home from work a few hours early. Johnny runs out of the house crying hysterically, "Daddy! Daddy! Mommy's dying!!" His father says, "Calm down son! Why do you think Mommy's dying?" "Uncle Harry is blowing up Mommys' balloons and she's screaming, "Oh God, I'm coming!"


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