Why did the chicken cross the road?!
Question:
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side
Why did the turkey cross the road? The chicken was on vacation
Why did the Roman chicken cross the road? She was afraid someone would caesar
Why did the chicken cross the road? Celebrity answers:
Bob Dylan : How many roads must one chicken cross?
Colonel Sanders : I missed one?
Dilbert : I hate it when the title gives away the plot!
Howard Cosell : It may very well have been one of the most astonishing events to grace the annals of history. An historic, unprecedented avian biped with the temerity to attempt such an Herculean achievement formerly relegated to homo- sapien pedestrians is truly a remarkable occurrence.
Jack Nicholson : 'cause it (censored) wanted to. That's the (censored) reason.
O.J. : It didn't. I was playing golf with it at the time.
Mae West : I invited it to come up and see me sometime.
Pyrrho the Skeptic : What road?
Roseanne Barr : Urrrrrp. What chicken?
Answers:
no the reason the chicken crossed the road was because my dog was chasing it.