One day Jane met Tarzan in the jungle. She was very attracted to him and during !


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One day Jane met Tarzan in the jungle. She was very attracted to him and during her questions about his?

life she asked him how he managed for sex.

"What's that," he asked.

She explained to him what sex was, to which he responded, "Oh, I use a hole in the trunk of a tree."

"Horrified, she said, "Tarzan you have it all wrong, but I will show you how to do it properly."

She took off her clothes, laid down on the ground and presented herself.

"Here," she said, "You must put it in here."

Tarzan removed his loincloth, stepped closer and then unleashed a merciless kick to Jane's crotch. After rolling around for some time in agony, eventually Jane managed to gasp, "What the hell did you do that for?"

"Just checking for squirrels," said Tarzan.


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