Once upon a time, a kindly Clergyman was walking along a river bank, when he hea!

Once upon a time, a kindly Clergyman was walking along a river bank, when he heard a small voice at his feet.?

"Ahem." it said, "I am not as I seem, a frog. In fact, I am a Prince, who has been placed under a spell by a wicked Wizard. Won't you take me home and look after me?"

So the Clergyman did take the frog home, fed it a saucer of milk, and, when it was time to sleep, placed it upon his pillow.

Then the frog spoke again. "In fact" it said "You can break the spell. If a sufficiently pure-hearted person were to kiss me on top of my head, before long I would return to my natural form."

The Clergyman's heart was touched, and purity of heart was his gig, so he kissed the frog on top of its little head, and went to sleep. And, wonder of wonders, when he awoke in the morning, the frog was gone, and in its place lay a handsome young Prince.

And that, Your Honour, is the case for the defence.

totally unexpected punch line funny as hell have a star