If a b*tch sucks ur d*ck for $5 per sq. inch and gets $40 plus a $5 tip, how big!
Question:
If a b*tch sucks ur d*ck for $5 per sq. inch and gets $40 plus a $5 tip, how big was the d*ck she just sucked?
Answers:
The tip (the $5, not the tip of the d*ck) has nothing to do with it. $40 / $5 per sq inch is 8 sq inches. Ignoring the tip (of the d*ck, not the $5), the d*ck in question could be 1 inch around by 8 inches long (see: needled*ck) or 8 inches around by 1 inch long (see: deformed ba$tard), or any such combination that results in 8 square inches. Note that this would have nothing to do with my d*ck (see: hung like a horse).