Pastor Bob joke?!
Question:
Pastor Bob joke?
Brother John was in the hospital for minor surgery. Pastor Bob was paying him a visit when John started gasping for air. Pastor Bob assured him everything was going to be fine and just try to relax. As Brother John was turning blue, he reached for a pen and notepad from Pastor Bob's shirt pocket and started scribbling.
As soon as he was done scribbling, he flatlined. Dead. Goner.
Pastor Bob was too distraught to even read what he wrote. As he was conducting his funeral service, he told the crowd that Brother John even wrote him a note on his deathbed. He retrieved it from his pocket and read aloud "You're standing on my oxygen line!"
Answers:
I like that , try this one!!!
A guy phones up his Boss, but gets the bosses' wife instead. "I'm afraid he died last week." she explains. The next day the man calls again and asks for the boss. "I told you" the wife replies, "he died last week." The next day he calls again and once more asks to speak to his boss. By this time the wife is getting upset and shouts, "I'VE ALREADY TOLD YOU TWICE, MY HUSBAND, YOUR BOSS, DIED LAST WEEK! WHY DO YOU KEEP CALLING?" "Coz," he replied laughing, "I just love hearing it..."