Wana laugh....?!

Wana laugh....?

Joke no.1

AN earthman landed on Mars and was being taken on tour by a Martian.Amoung the sights was an assembly line where tiny ears,tiny eyes and all the other things that make up a baby were put together.
The earthman said to the Martian"Thia isn't the way we make babies on Earth,"and proceeded to explain the details.
The Martian heard him out,then said,"Isn't that funny?
That's the way we make cars.

Joke no.2
A travelling salesman was about to check in at a hotel when he noticed a very charming lady giving him the eye.In a casual manner he walked over and spoke to her as though he had known her all his life.Both walked back to the desk and registered as MR & MRS.
After three-day stay he was checking out.The clerk presented
him with his bill for $1600.
"There is a mistake here",he protested"I have been here only three days".
Yes."replied the clerk,"but your wife has been here for a month.
WHICH IS FUNNY?

both!!!
A guy sits down in a Cafe and asks for the hot chile. The waitress says, "The guy next to you got the last bowl."
He looks over and sees that the guy's finished his meal, but the chili bowl is still full. He says, "Are you going to eat that?"
The other guy says, "No. Help yourself."
He takes it and starts to eat it. When he gets about half way down, his fork hits something. He looks down sees a dead mouse in it, and he pukes! the chili back into the bowl.
The other guy says, "That's about as far as I got, too."