STUPID JOKE:It's Dark in Here?!
Question:
STUPID JOKE:It's Dark in Here?
A women take's a love in the day time,while her husband is at work.
One day, her 10-year-old son hides in the closet during one of her romps.her husband come home unexpectedly,so she hides the lover in the closet.
The little boy says"It's dark in here."
The man wispers,"Yes,it is."
Boy-"I have a baseball."
Man-"That's nice."
Boy-"Want to buy it?"
Man-"No, thanks."
Boy-"My dad's out side."
"Man-"OK,how much?"
"Boy-$250,"
In the next few weeks,it happens again,the boy and his mom's lover end up in the closet together.
Boy-"It's dark in here."
Man-"Yes,it is."
Boy-"I have a baseball glove."
Man-Remembering the last time,ask,"How much?"
Boy-$750."
Man-"Fine."
A few days later his father says grab you glove and baseball.
The boy says,"I can't.I sold them."
The father asks,"How much did you sell them for?"
The son says$1000.
That's wrong your going to church to confession.
In the both:
Boy- "says it dark in here".
Priest-"don't start that crap again"
Answers:
thats terrible hehe got anymore?
a*4u