Joke:Time to start the christmas RUM cake!!?!
Question:
Joke:Time to start the christmas RUM cake!!?
im not good at this,last year it never happend!
1Tsp.sugar,1 OR 2 Quarts of rum1 Cup of dried fruit, brown sugar,1TBS sugar! 1Cup butter, some eggs 1inch of baking powder.3 lemone 1gag of nuts.Do i take them out of the shells first.
Before starting,Sample the RUM,to check quality.O that's good.
Select large mixing bowl,Measuring cup,etc.
Check the rum again.It must be just right.To be sure RUM is of proper quality,Pour one level cup of rum into glass and drink it as fast as you can.Repeat.
With electric mixer,beat1 cup of butter in large fluffy bowl.
ADD 1 Seaspoonof thusar and beat again.
Meanwhile,make sure RUMis still alrihty.Try another cup.O Open a second quqrtif necessary.
Addleggs,2cups of fried druit and beat til high.if druit gets stuck in beaters,pry loos withdrewscriber.
Sample RUM again,checking for tonscisticity.
Next sift 3 cups of pepper or salt(dose'nt really matter)
Sample RUM.
crACK NUTS GREAS OVEN.drink lemon.swigg RUM out of bottle,That's better, turn
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There was another one of those regarding drinking a scottle of botch whilst turking the bastey...
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