On a golf tour of Ireland, Tiger Woods drives his Volvo into a petrol station?!


Question:

On a golf tour of Ireland, Tiger Woods drives his Volvo into a petrol station?

in a remote part of the Irish countryside. The attendant at the pumps greets him in a typically Irish manner completely unaware of who the golfing pro is.

"Top o the mornin' to yer, Sir" says the attendant. Tiger nods a quick "hello" and bends forward to pick up the nozzle. as he does so, two tees fall out of his shirt pocket onto the ground.

"What are dey den, Son?" asks the attendant. "They're called tees" replied Tiger. "Well, what on de good earth are dey for?" inquires the Irishman. "They're for resting my balls on when I'm driving", says Tiger. "Feckin Jaysus", says the Irishman, "Dem boys at Volvo tink of everything!"


Answers:

lmffao!!!

flippin hysterical! luvin it!


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