CAUTION"Cruelty to animals"?!
Question:
CAUTION"Cruelty to animals"?
Thoroughly clean the toilet.
Add the required amount of shampoo to the toilet water,and have both lids lifted.
Obtain the cat and smooth him while you carry him to the bathroom.
In one smoothy movement,put the cat in the toilet and close both lids(you may need to stand on the lid so he cannot escape).
CAUTION!!!!!!!
Do not get any part of your body too close to the edge,as his paws will be reaching out for any purchase they can find.
Flush the toilet three or four times.
Have someone open the door to the out side make sure no one is in the way between the toilet and out side door.
Stand behind the toilet as far as you can,and quickly lift both lids.The now-clean cat will rocket out of the toilet,and run outside where he will dry himself.
Sincerely,
The DOG......
Answers:
That's nothing to how 'hot-dogs' are made!
THE CAT........