Religious Joke 1?!
Question:
Religious Joke 1?
A pastor and a nun are out playing golf. The pastor sets the ball on the tee, swings, but misses.
"****, I missed!" he exclaims.
"Pastor, I would appreciate if you did not use such language," the nun said.
"Forgive me, sister, I will refrain from saying it again," the pastor promised.
They continue to play and the pastor misses every single hole. On the seventeenth hole the pastor is particularly miffed. Once again, he misses.
"****, I missed!"
"Pastor!"
"I apologize, I swear to God that I will not say it again."
They move on to the last hole and pastor yet again misses. He curses again and a bolt of lightning comes from the sky and kills the nun.
God hollered, "****, I missed!"
Answers:
Ha ha. Not very nice, but it's still funny. :-)
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