God and golf????!
Question:
God and golf????
One sunday morning, a priest wakes up and decides to go golfing.
He calls his boss and says that he feels very sick, and won´t be able to go to work.
Way up in heaven, St Peter sees all this and asks God:" Are you really going to let him get away with this?".
" No, I guess not" says God.
The priest drives about five to six hours away, so he doesn´t
bump into anyone he knows.
The golf course is empty when he gets there. So he takes
his first swing, drives the ball 495 yards away and gets a hole
in one!.
St.Peter watches in disbelief and asks: " Why did you let him
do that?" to God?
To this God reply´s: " Who´s he going to tell?"
Answers:
Hahahaha that's right!!