As promised joke of jokes from the real tricky?!


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As promised joke of jokes from the real tricky?

2 women bump into each other for the first time since they left school 25 years ago.
Woman 1 " when i left school i met & married a millionaire"
Woman 2 "oh how nice"
W1 "we live in a huge mansion out in the country"
W2 "oh how nice"
W1 "we've 2 lovely children who both had a very expensive private education & are now both at university"
W2 "oh how nice"
W1 "my husband drives a top of the range Mercedes & i drive a Porsche"
W2 "oh how nice"
W1 "we have a luxury apartment in the south of France & we holiday at least a dozen times a year"
W2 "oh how nice"
W1 "listen to me rabbiting on about me. tell me what you did when you left school"
W2 "actually my parents sent me to a swiss finishing school for girls"
W1 "really & what did you learn there?"
W2 " i learned how to say 'oh how nice' instead of
'F*** Off, B*tch!' "


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