Funny Joke?!
Question:
Funny Joke?
A Polish man moved to Ireland and married a Cork girl.
Although his English was far from perfect, they got along very well until one day he rushes to his lawyer's office and asked him if he could arrange a divorce for him.
The lawyer said getting a divorce would depend on the circumstances, and asked him the following questions:
Have you any grounds?
Yes, an acre and nice little home.
No, I mean what is the foundation of this case?
It made of concrete.
I don't think you understand.
Does either of you have a real grudge?
No, we have carport, and not need one.
I mean, how are your relations?
All my relations are in Poland.
Is there infidelity in your marriage?
We have hi-fidelity stereo and DVD player
Does your wife beat you up?
No, I always up before her
Is your wife a nagger?
No, she is white.
Why do you want this divorce?
She is going to kill me.
What makes you think that?
She is going to poison me, She buy a bottle, I can read, It says
"Polish remover"
Answers:
ha ha ha yes vry funi
u got a star frm me