Who can give the best joke here?!

Question:

I need to laugh, I will give the one that make me laugh 10pts and for longer laugh a bar of chocolate

Answers:

What did the 0 say to the 8??

-"Nice Belt!"

What happened to the peanut when he was walking in the park?

-He was a'salted'!!!

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