JOKE<<>>PLS do rate a STAR if U LIKE it.?!

JOKE<<>>PLS do rate a STAR if U LIKE it.?

A first-grade teacher, Ms Neelam (Age 28) was having trouble with one of
her students
The teacher asked,”Boy. what is your problem?”
Boy. answered, “I’m too smart for the first-grade! .My sister is in
the third-grade and I’m smarter than she is! I think I should be in the
third-grade too!”
Ms Neelam had enough. She took Boy. to the principal’s office.
While Boy. waited in the outer office, the teacher explained to the
principal what the situation was. The principal told Ms Neelam he would
give the boy a test and if he failed to answer any of his questions he was
to go back to the first-grade and behave.She agreed.
Boy. was brought in and the conditions were explained to him and he agreed
to take the test.
Principal: “What is 3 x 3?”
Boy.: “9?.
Principal: “What is 6 x 6?”
Boy.: “36?.
And so it went with every question the principal thought a third-grade
should know. The principal looks at Ms Neelam and tells her, “I think Boy.
can go to the third-grade.”

3 weeks ago
Ms Neelam says to the principal, “I have some of my own questions.
Can I ask him ?” The principal and Boy. both agree.
Ms Neelam asks, “What does a cow have four of that I have only two of?
Boy., after a moment “Legs.”
M! s Nee lam: “What is in your pants that you have but I do not have?”
Boy.: “Pockets.”
Ms Neelam: What starts with a C and ends with a T, is hairy,
oval, delicious and contains thin whitish liquid?
Boy.: Coconut
Ms Neelam: What goes in hard and pink then comes out soft And
sticky? The principal’s eyes open really wide and before he could
stop the answer, Boy. was taking charge.
Boy.: Bubblegum
Ms Neelam: What does a man do standing up, a woman does sitting
down and a dog does on three legs? The principal’s ey! es open
really wide and before he could stop the answer…
Boy.: Shake hands
Ms Neelam: Now I will ask some “Who am I” sort of questions, okay?
Boy.: Yep.
Ms Neelam: You stick your poles inside me. You tie me down to get me
up. I get wet before you do.
Boy.: Tent

3 weeks ago
Ms Neelam:A finger goes in me.U fiddle wid me when you’re bored.The best man always has me first.The Principl was
luking restless,a bit tense & took 1 large Vodka peg.
Boy:Wedding Ring
Ms Neelam:I come in many sizes.When I’m not well,I drip.When U blow me,U feel gud.
Boy:Nose
Ms Neelam:I have a stiff shaft.My tip penetrates.I come with a
quiver.
Boy:Arrow
Ms Neelam:What word starts with a ‘F’ & ends in ‘K’ that means lot
of heat & excitement?
Boy:Firetruck
Ms Neelam:What word starts with a ‘F’ & ends in ‘K’ & if u don’t get
it u have to use ur hand.
Boy:Fork
Ms Neelam:What is it that all men have 1 of it’s longer on some men
than on others,the pope doesn’t use his & a man gives it to his wife
after they’re married?
Boy:SURNAME
Ms Neelam:What part of the man has no bone but has muscles, has lots
of veins,like pumping,& is responsible for making love?
Boy:HEART.
The principal breathed a sigh of relief and said to the teacher,“Send this Boy to Delhi Univ,I got the last 10 ques wrong myslf

LOL
cool joke dude
IDK but NBD