One liners?!

One liners?

'Doc, I can't stop singing 'The Green Green Grass Of Home'.
'That sounds like Tom Jones syndrome.'
'Is it common?'
'It's not unusual

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Two cows standing next to each other in a field, Daisy said to Dolly

'I was artificially inseminated this morning.'

'I don't believe you,' said Dolly

'It's true, straight up, no bull!'

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A guy walks into the psychiatrist wearing only cling film for shorts. The shrink says, 'Well, I can clearly see you're nuts.'

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A man takes his Rottweiler to the vet. 'My dog's cross-eyed, is there anything you can do for him?'

'Well,' says the vet, 'let's have a look at him.' So he picks the dog up and examines his eyes, then checks his teeth. Finally, he says 'I'm going to have to put him down.'

'What? Because he's cross-eyed?'

'No, because he's bloody heavy.'

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So I went to the dentist. He said 'Say Aaah.'

I said 'Why?'

He said 'My dog's died."

lol, funny