Hotel phone mishap joke?!
Question:
Hotel phone mishap joke?
A salesman checked into a hotel on a business trip and was a bit lonely. He was single so he got to thinking about some female company. He thought he'd get one of those girls you see advertised in phone books from one of the "escort" services. He picked a number and dialed it.
A woman answered, "Hello?"
"Hi, I hear you do escorts and massages and I'd like you to come to my hotel room and give me a massage. And after that I want sex! In fact I want jungle sex . . . wild, crazy hanging-from-the-chandelier type sex! I'm talking kinky, the whole night, you name it we'll do it! Bring all kinds of sex toys too! I don't care what they are, you can use them on me! You can even tie me up and then cover me in whipped cream! Now how does that sound?" he asked.
The woman said, "Interesting sir, but for an outside line, you must press "9" first."
Answers:
THE BEST JOKES ARE THE ONES THAT COME FROM PERSONAL EXPERIENCE. THAT MUST HAVE BEEN EMBARRASSING HUH?