Don't step on the ducks?!
Question:
Don't step on the ducks?
Three friends, Bob, Bill and Sam died and went to heaven, St. Peter said to them "Welcome to Heaven, we only have one rule here, whatever you do, don't step on the ducks" "Why not?" said Bob, "Because there will be consequences, just don't step on the ducks" Naturally Bob doesn't watch what he'd doing and immediately steps on a duck. Bam! he's handcuffed to the most ugly woman he's ever seen, for all eternity. Bill sees what happened and is so taken aback he accidently steps on a duck. BAM! Bill is handcuffed to an even uglier woman, also for all eternity. Sam sees what happened to his two friends and is very careful not to make the same mistake, several months later he's minding his own business when BAM! He finds himself handcuffed to the most beautiful woman he's ever seen. "What happened?" said Sam. The woman looked at him and said "Damned if I know, all I did was step on one ******* duck!"
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I know a different version of that joke