Joke. A woman is shopping at a supermarket...?!


Question:

Joke. A woman is shopping at a supermarket...?

and she sees a display for tampons. Above the display is a sign... 5 Boxes for $1.

She is amazed by the deal, but suspicious. So she asks the cashier, "Is this right? 5 Boxes for $1?"

"Sure it is..." the cashier says "... 5 boxes for $1, no strings attached..."


Answers:

haha i like that one! here's one:

a virgin boy and his virgin girl make plans to have dinner one night. the boy goes to a pharmacy to buy condoms, but he wants to learn as much as he possibly can about them. he talks to a pharmacist for about an hour and finally decides to buy the extra large box of condoms because he thinks he will be very busy, this being his first time and all. when he gets to the girl's house, he is introduced to her parents at dinner. he then offers to say grace. after 10 minutes, his head is still down. after 20 minutes, his head is still down. finally, after 30 minutes, the girl leans over and whispers "i had no idea you were so religious!" the boy replies "i had no idea your dad was a pharmacist!"

i love that one! its one of my favorites,lol!


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