A day in the life of a teacher......?!
Question:
A day in the life of a teacher......?
A nursery school teacher says to her class, "Who can use the word 'definitely' in a sentence.
First little girl says, "The sky is definitely blue"
The teacher says, "Sorry Amy, but the sky can be grey, or orange depending on the weather"
Second, a little boy says "Trees are definitely green"
"Sorry, but in the autumn many trees are brown or gold" said the teacher
Little Johnny, from the back of the class, stands up and asks, "Does a fart have lumps?"
The teacher looks horrified and says .."Johnny!, that's disgusting, of course not!!!
"Ok...then i have DEFINITELY sh*t my pants " said Johnny
Answers:
Ha, ha, ah , ha, I remember those little Johnnies from My class. Boy can they change a lesson plan