Think before you speak.....?!
Question:
Think before you speak.....?
A guy comes home from the pub all covered in blood..
Wife says "What happened to you?"
Guy says "I stepped in some dog sh*t just outside the front door of the pub and nearly went *** over tit"
Wife says, "well, if you only nearly fell over, how come you're covered in blood?"
Hubby says "A big biker dude came in after me and did exactly the same thing, and i stupidly jumped up and said, i just did that!"
Answers:
i dont get it....