Last one!!JOKE: The rabbit and the snake.?!
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Last one!!JOKE: The rabbit and the snake.?
A blind rabbit and a blind snake meet other.Neither one remembers what kind of animal they are,so they decides to feel each other.
The rabbit says,"You feel me first."The snake says okay,and he starts feeling the rabbit.
He says,"Well, you have fur all over,and a little cotton tail,and two long ears,and big back legs.
The rabbit says,"I know! i'm a rabbit!Yippee!" Then the rabbit feels the snake.
He says,"Okay,you're long and thin and slimy all over,and there's a little forked tougue..."
The snake says,"Oh no!" I'm Lawyer."
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LMSIAOSFHISMS Now that's a perfect description of a lawyer, bone crushing, fork tongued slimy B'stards