Ladies, what would you do in this situation?!

Ladies, what would you do in this situation?

An elderly man in North Carolina had owned a large farm for several years. He had a large pond in the back, fixed up really nice, along with some picnic tables, horseshoe courts, and some apple and peach trees. The pond was properly shaped and fixed up for swimming when it was built.

One evening the old farmer decided to go down to the pond, as he hadn't been there for a while, and look it over. He grabbed a five gallon bucket to bring back some fruit.

As he neared the pond, he heard voices shouting and laughing with glee. When he came closer, he realized it was a bunch of young women skinny-dipping in his pond. He made the women aware of his presence and they all went to the deep end to shield themselves.

One of the women shouted to him, "We're not coming out until you leave!"

The old man frowned and replied, "I didn't come down here to watch you ladies swim naked or make you get out of the pond naked." Holding the bucket up he said, "I'm here to feed the alligator."

Oh! Boy that was hilarious...........lmao. You made my day.
Okay! Here's one for you, hope you enjoy it.
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Applying the Brakes...
A truck driver was driving his fully loaded rig to the top of a steep hill.
Just as he was starting down the equally steep other side, he noticed a man and a woman lying in the center of the road, making wild and passionate love.
In total disbelief, he blew his air horn several times as he was bearing down on them.
He realized that they were not going to stop or get out of his way, so he slammed on his brakes and stopped just inches from them.
Furious, he got out of the cab and walked to the front of the truck.
He looked down at the two, still in the road, and yelled, "What the hell's the matter with you two? Didn't you hear me blowing the horn? You could have been killed!"
Eventually, the man looked up at the truck driver, obviously satisfied and not too concerned and said:
"Look, I was coming, she was coming and you were coming. You were the only one with Brakes........."