Don't you love the Singles Add's?!
Question:
Don't you love the Singles Add's?
This has to be one of the best singles ads ever printed.
SINGLE BLACK FEMALE seeks male companionship, ethnicity unimportant. I'm a very good girl who LOVES to play. I love long walks in the woods, riding in your car (whatever make or model, not fussy), hunting, camping and fishing trips, cozy winter nights lying by the fire. Candlelight dinners will have me eating out of your hand. I'll be at the front door when you gethome from work, wearing only what nature gave me.
Call 07898 342547 and ask for Daisy, I'll be waiting....
Over 15,000 men found themselves talking to the R.S.P.C.A. about an 8-week-old black Labrador retriever
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Holy $h!t! That was a Freakin’ Brilliant! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Oh My God! I could shower you with stars for this one… truly awesome!
“Wishing all Americans a Very Enjoyable, Safe & Happy Independence Day today July 4th! May there be no untoward incidents!
Hey America! My prayers are with you!!!”