Star if this make you laughs..girls nite out!!!!?!
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Star if this make you laughs..girls nite out!!!!?
The other night I was invited out for a night with "the girls." I told my husband that I would be home by midnight, "I promise!" Well, the hours passed and the margaritas went down way too easy.Around 3 a.m., a bit loaded, I headed for home. Just as I got in the door,the cuckoo clock in the hall started up and cuckooed 3 times. Quickly,realizing my husband would probably wake up, I cuckooed another 9 times.
I was really proud of myself for coming up with such a quick-witted solution, in order to escape a possible conflict with him. (Even when totally smashed...3 cuckoos plus 9 cuckoos totals 12 cuckoos = MIDNIGHT!)The next morning my husband asked me what time I got in, and I told him "Midnight".
He didn't seem pissed off at all. Whew! Got away with that one! Then he said, "We need a new cuckoo clock."
When I asked him why?, he said, "Well, last night our clock cuckooed three times, then said,"Oh. **** ", cuckooed 4 more times, cleared it's throat, cuckooed another 3 times, giggled, cuckooed twice more, and then tripped
over the coffee table and farted."
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OMG that was hilarious! i laughed so hard i almosted cried and im still laughing