Things to do at walmart when shoping with your wife! or MOM!?!


Question:

Things to do at walmart when shoping with your wife! or MOM!?

sorry this is old but still cracks me up and one day i will try the condom thing lmao.

. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they
aren't looking.

2. Set all the alarm clocks in Electronics to go off at 5-minute intervals.

3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,
" 'Code 3' in housewares".... and see what happens.

5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area. **

7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite
them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,
"Why can't you people just leave me alone?" **

9. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows
where the anti - depressants are.

11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.

12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size
funnels.

13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through,
say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!" **

14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position
and scream..
"NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!" **

15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell,
very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here! **

16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "go, pikachu,
go!" **

17. Fill your cart with gas cans and matches and walk around with a big smile on
your face.

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3 weeks ago
heck who am i kidding i want to try them all!! lmao


Answers:

I am soooooooo going to try all of those!


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