Things to do at walmart when shoping with your wife! or MOM!?!
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Things to do at walmart when shoping with your wife! or MOM!?
sorry this is old but still cracks me up and one day i will try the condom thing lmao.
. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they
aren't looking.
2. Set all the alarm clocks in Electronics to go off at 5-minute intervals.
3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.
4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,
" 'Code 3' in housewares".... and see what happens.
5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.
6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area. **
7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite
them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.
8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,
"Why can't you people just leave me alone?" **
9. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.
10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows
where the anti - depressants are.
11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.
12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size
funnels.
13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through,
say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!" **
14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position
and scream..
"NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!" **
15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell,
very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here! **
16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "go, pikachu,
go!" **
17. Fill your cart with gas cans and matches and walk around with a big smile on
your face.
3 weeks ago
heck who am i kidding i want to try them all!! lmao
Answers:
I am soooooooo going to try all of those!