I waaant...?!

I waaant...?

to hear some funny jokes!
i'm in the mood to laugh : )

This should do it:

Girl: "Forgive me father for I have sinned."
Priest: "What have you done my child?"
Girl: "I called a man a son of abitch."
Priest: "Why did you call him a son of abitch?"
Girl: "Because he touched my hand."
Priest: "Like this?" (as he touches her hand)
Girl: "Yes father."
Priest: "That's no reason to call a man a son of abitch."
Girl: "Then he touched my breast."
Priest: "Like this?" (as he touched her breast)
Girl: "Yes father."
Priest: "That's no reason to call him a son of abitch."
Girl: "Then he took off my clothes, father."
Priest: "Like this?" (as he takes off her clothes)
Girl: "Yes father."
Priest: "That's no reason to call him a son of abitch."
Girl: "Then he stuck his you know what into my you know where."
Priest: "Like this?" (as he stuck his you know what into her you know where)
Girl: "YES FATHER, YES FATHER, YES FATHER!!!"
Priest: (after a few minutes): "That's no reason to call him a son of abitch."
Girl: "But father he had AIDS!"
Priest: "THAT SON OF ABITCH!!!"



There once lived a king in a straw hut.
The king was obsessed with thrones & had his servants build him new ones all the time.
Straw thrones,
clay thrones,
wooden thrones,
iron thrones, etc
And each time the king got bored of his thrones, he would store them in his attic.
One day the hut caved in, instantly killing him.
The moral of the story-
“People who live in straw huts shouldn’t store thrones”