Does anyone have any good jokes? I will choose your answer if you can make me la!
Question:
Does anyone have any good jokes? I will choose your answer if you can make me laugh.?
Answers:
so 4 men were trapped on an island when a group of headhunters came across them. they told the men you must find ten pieces of fruit each and bring them back here or we will kill you. so the guys go out looking for fruit. the first guy comes back with watermellons. the cheif said you must shove all 10 watermelons up your but with out making a face or we will kill you. the man gets the tip in and moans so they kill him. the second guy comes back with apples he has the same deal. when he got 2 in he moaned. the third guy came with grapes. he had the same deal as well. so when he got to the final grape he bursts out laughing. so they kill him. as the three men head up to heaven the first guy asks the third guy. why did you laugh you were so close to getting out of there alive. the third guy looks back and says.
" i saw the fourth guy come back with pineapples!"