Dirty joke....?!
Question:
Dirty joke....?
As wide as
A couple had been married 10 years.
One afternoon, they were working in the garden together.
As the wife was bending over pulling weeds, the husband said "Hey honey,
you're getting fat. Your butt is huge. I'll bet it's as wide as the gas
grill."
Feeling the need to prove his point, he got out a yard stick and measured
the grill, then his wife's butt.
"Yep," he said, "just what I thought, just about the same size."
The wife became mad and left him gardening alone.She went inside the house
and didn't speak to him for the rest of the day.
When they retired to bed that evening, the husband cuddled up to his wife
and said, "How about it, honey? How about a little lovemaking?"
The wife turned her back to him, giving him the cold shoulder.
"What's the matter?" he asked.
She replied, "You don't think I'm going to fire up this big *** grill with
your little match stick, do you?"
Answers:
haha
ROFL
great joke i LOVEE it
=] star for you!!!
thanks for the laugh
dont mind if i write it down