Little girl in the garden?!
Question:
Little girl in the garden?
OK so theres a little girl in the garden w/ her dad. her dad is watching her closely and awing at how the works of god are lighting her soul. then she stops and points down and asks her dad, "what are those spiders doing?"
he says "well there mating."
"O. Whats that one called?"
"the daddy long legs"
"and that one on the bottem is the mommy long legs?"
"no there boath daddy long legs."
"O." she said. she stared at them hard for a minute and then STOMP!
her dad frowned "wad ya do that for?"
we arnt havin any of that g*ay sh*it in my garden!
Answers:
woo-hoo!!! hooray for straight kids!!!