NEED Funny "conversation"-type jokes.MUST BE SHORT PLEASE.?!
Question:
NEED Funny "conversation"-type jokes.MUST BE SHORT PLEASE.?
As much as possible..keep it short, and funny.. :)
Like this:
Why did the blond stare at the orange juice?
A: Because it said concentrate
<- preferably jokes like that.. xD
Or if you got jokes like...
Woman says: This place is a mess, c'mon you and I need to clean up. Your clothes are on the floor, and you'll have no clothes to wear if we don't do laundry right now!
What a man hears:
C'mon..
you and I..blah blah blah
no clothes...blah blah..
on the floor...blah blah.
RIGHT NOW!
*PS star this if you found it funny! xD
Answers:
two lawyers were walking down the street and they saw a sexy blond and the first one says i would love to screw her and the other one replied out of what