Cracker of a joke, worth a look!!?!


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Cracker of a joke, worth a look!!?

A white woman walks into a sex shop and approaches the counter. She asks, "How much for the white dildo?" The clerk answers, "$35" She then asks, "How much for the black one?" "$35 for the black one too", replies the clerk.

"I think I'll take the black one. I've never had a black one before." She pays him, and off she goes.

A little bit later a black woman comes in and asks "How much for the black dildo?" $35 comes the response. And how much for the white one?" "$35" he replies again.

"Hmmm...I think I'll take the white one. I've never had a white one before." She pays him, and off she goes.

About an hour later a young blonde woman comes in and asks, "How much are your dildos?" "$35 for the white, $35 for the black."

"Hmmmmm....how much is that plaid one on the shelf?" asked the Blonde.

"Well, that's a very special dildo...it'll cost you $85."

She thinks for a moment and answers, "I'll take the plaid one, I've never had a plaid one before." She pays him, and off she goes.

Finally, the guy's boss returns and asks, "How did you do while I was gone?" To which the saleman responded, "I did really good, I sold one white dildo, one black dildo, and I sold your thermos for $85!"


Answers:

haha
lol
that is hilarious
good one
never heard it before


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