Here comes the Helen Keller jokes.....?!

Here comes the Helen Keller jokes.....?

Have you seen Helen Keller's house?
Neither has she.

How did Helen Keller's parent's punish her when she was really bad?
They left the plunger in the toilet.

Did hear about Helen Keller's new job?
She does porno voice overs.

Did you hear what poor deaf, blind, and mute Helen Keller got for Christmas?
Cancer.

Helen Keller went to town
A'riding on a pony
Stuck a feather in her cap
And called it UGHEMNUUEE


How else did Helen Keller's parents punish her when she was bad?
They made her read the waffle iron.