An old Chinese Joke?!

An old Chinese Joke?

A young Chinese couple gets married. She's a virgin. Truth be told, he is a virgin too, but she doesn't know that.
On their wedding night, she cowers naked under the sheets as her husband undresses in the darkness.
He climbs into bed next to her and tries to be reassuring. "My
darring," he whispers, "I know dis you firss time and you berry frighten. I pomise you, I give you anyting you want, I do anyting - juss anyting you want. You juss ask. Whatchu want?" he says, trying to sound experienced and worldly,which he hopes will impress her.
A thoughtful silence follows and he waits patiently (and eagerly) forher request. She eventually shyly whispers back, "I want to try someting I have heard about from other girls... Numbaa 69."
More thoughtful silence, this time from him. Eventually, in a puzzled tone he asks her...





"You want... Garlic Chicken with corrifrowa?"

Good joke and good to have you back from your holiday in France.
I called at a Chinese restaurant last week and while the chef was cooking my order in front of me he asked me where I worked.
"I'm a comedian" I said as I noticed the pan catch fire.
"Tell me a joke" he said (sorry I can't do the accent!)
Just then the flames from the pan were shooting up to the ceiling and I shouted "WOK! WOK!"
To which he replied; "Who's there?"